Venusaur

Our next pokemon is the final evolution of the fatty-flower family.
Give it up for the ugly toad-flower hybrid from hell, VENUSAUR!

                                                                Oh boy....

SPRITES:
Gen1:

          Venusaurs gen 1 sprites may perhaps be the best anti-meth add EVER

Before Meth:

After Meth:

It's probably hard not to give into stuff that you can grow on your own back.

Gen 2.
 Venusaur does have a slight resemblance to the fat redneck wife beater.

                                                                  GRAB ME A BEER
My apologies to all fat redneck wife beaters out there.

Gen.4
Venusaur has gone through several phases, from fat kid, to fat teen, to fat- uh... You know where this is headed, but did you know that all his life he just wanted to be on broadway.

                                                                           Dream on.
Sprite rating: 3


TCG

                                                                         STOP!

                                                                     FATTY TIME!

                                                         SHUT UP THERE'S A GAME ON

                                                                    Want some candy?

                                                                            U jelly?
Please tell me at least somebody got that last reference.

                                                          Hmmm..... Nothing wrong- WAIT!

                                                             He should have said never


                   Venusaur hath committed thee ultimate taboo, looking somewhat like a rich popstar


                                               Not even action venusaur may redeem himself

                                                                             Nope

TCG rating: 3  

With both Sprites and TCG being three the overall rating would obviously be:

6

Why not 3?

Because Venusaur is actually pretty cool

So there.