The Pokemon Times: May 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Venusaur

Our next pokemon is the final evolution of the fatty-flower family.
Give it up for the ugly toad-flower hybrid from hell, VENUSAUR!

Oh boy....

SPRITES:
Gen1:

Venusaurs gen 1 sprites may perhaps be the best anti-meth add EVER

Before Meth:

After Meth:

It's probably hard not to give into stuff that you can grow on your own back.

Gen 2.
Venusaur does have a slight resemblance to the fat redneck wife beater.

GRAB ME A BEER
My apologies to all fat redneck wife beaters out there.

Gen.4
Venusaur has gone through several phases, from fat kid, to fat teen, to fat- uh... You know where this is headed, but did you know that all his life he just wanted to be on broadway.

Dream on.
Sprite rating: 3

TCG

STOP!

FATTY TIME!

SHUT UP THERE'S A GAME ON

Want some candy?

U jelly?
Please tell me at least somebody got that last reference.

Hmmm..... Nothing wrong- WAIT!

                                                             He should have said never

                   Venusaur hath committed thee ultimate taboo, looking somewhat like a rich popstar

                                               Not even action venusaur may redeem himself

Nope

TCG rating: 3

With both Sprites and TCG being three the overall rating would obviously be:

Why not 3?

Because Venusaur is actually pretty cool

So there.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Ivysaur

First off, is anybody actually reading this?
If you even glance at this blog, please tell, me in the comments, I feel lonely : (

Now were kickin' with the green, blue, wait... okay green, no... blue... Pubescent Flower Pokemon

SPRITES:
Gen. 1:
Poor poor Ivysaur...

People need to stop driving and texting....
Wait, Ivysaur didn't get run over, he's just ugly!

ahhhh.... bad graphics

Gen. 2

Nothing of inter- AGH!!!

                                                               Your... a special one Ivysaur.
                                                                            Special.


Gen. 3

Ivysaur is essentially a teenager. Not adorable like Bulbasaur, not an old fart like Venusaur.
So can we really blame Ivysaur for being a lazy little wuss?
Hell yeah.