ANNOUNCEMENT

Hi, I'm aware I haven't updated in awhile because well:

I only have one follower
I've only received one comment

If you have ever read my blog, please let me know, and I will continue.
Anyways, I have created a facebook page for my favorite pokemon of all time: Scizor.
Show your support for the red samurai!


Copy and paste the link: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scizor/178037595606079

Venusaur

Our next pokemon is the final evolution of the fatty-flower family.
Give it up for the ugly toad-flower hybrid from hell, VENUSAUR!

                                                                Oh boy....

SPRITES:
Gen1:

          Venusaurs gen 1 sprites may perhaps be the best anti-meth add EVER

Before Meth:

After Meth:

It's probably hard not to give into stuff that you can grow on your own back.

Gen 2.
 Venusaur does have a slight resemblance to the fat redneck wife beater.

                                                                  GRAB ME A BEER
My apologies to all fat redneck wife beaters out there.

Gen.4
Venusaur has gone through several phases, from fat kid, to fat teen, to fat- uh... You know where this is headed, but did you know that all his life he just wanted to be on broadway.

                                                                           Dream on.
Sprite rating: 3


TCG

                                                                         STOP!

                                                                     FATTY TIME!

                                                         SHUT UP THERE'S A GAME ON

                                                                    Want some candy?

                                                                            U jelly?
Please tell me at least somebody got that last reference.

                                                          Hmmm..... Nothing wrong- WAIT!

                                                             He should have said never


                   Venusaur hath committed thee ultimate taboo, looking somewhat like a rich popstar


                                               Not even action venusaur may redeem himself

                                                                             Nope

TCG rating: 3  

With both Sprites and TCG being three the overall rating would obviously be:

6

Why not 3?

Because Venusaur is actually pretty cool

So there.

Ivysaur

First off, is anybody actually reading this?
If you even glance at this blog, please tell, me in the comments, I feel lonely : (

Now were kickin' with the green, blue, wait... okay green, no... blue... Pubescent Flower Pokemon

SPRITES:
Gen. 1:
Poor poor Ivysaur...

People need to stop driving and texting....
Wait, Ivysaur didn't get run over, he's just ugly!

                                                                  ahhhh.... bad graphics

Gen. 2

Nothing of inter- AGH!!!

                                                               Your... a special one Ivysaur.
                                                                            Special.

                                                                  
Gen. 3

Ivysaur is essentially a teenager. Not adorable like Bulbasaur, not an old fart like Venusaur.
So can we really blame Ivysaur for being a lazy little wuss?
Hell yeah.

                                                                 HAHA LAUGH AT FATTY!!!

Gen.4
We now realize the truth.

                                                               Ivysaur humps everything in sight!


TCG ART

Fact, Ivysaur sucks at hide and seek

                                                          I give up.....


Perhaps we shouldn't mock Ivysaur... He is... Special....

                                                                          Oh my

Time for some WTF picks

                                                                         METH
                                                                 NOT EVEN ONCE

 
                           No matter how high you raise your hand you will always be picked last for dodge ball


                                                              WAIT... IVYSAUR, HE, HE

                                                                        HE'S JESUS!?!


                                Well there you have it folks, this fatass teen was actually our savior.

Snicker.

RATINGS:

Sprites: 5

You have to acknowledge he's at least trying.

TCG: 7

All in all, pretty cool.

Origin: 6

Same as prevolution.

TOTAL RATING: 6

A bit harsh?

WELL TOO FRIGGIN BAD!!!

COMMENT PLEASE!!!

                                                                            Adios

Bulbasaur

We begin with numero uno
The sad little blue, or green, or uh... what color is it supposed to be?!? Fat Plant Pokemon:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the animal plant combo: BULBASAUR

SPRITES:
Gen. 1:
Unlike some other sprites from this generation, bulbasaur actually looks like it does in later generations

Well... as much as a mutant frog can.
Then Yellow came along...

Good god, that thing looks pissed. But I suppose if you carried around a giant plant on your back all the time you'd be pissed to.

Gen. 2:
Generation 2 introduced the concept of making things really bright and pretty :)

OOOOOOOOOOOOH.....
But then Crystal began to make me concerned for Bulby's well being.

IT'S LIKE THE SCENE FROM ALIEN! GET THAT THING CHECKED OUT!!!

Gen. 3:
Bulbasaur is now a veteran of 3 generations, and he has some sweet moves

Work that fat little bulb of yours out!

Gen. 4:

Our little buddy shows us some more moves that, in a way, defy the laws of physics.
Then in the Gen 2 remake, HeartGold and SoulSilver, our friend goes from alien to predator.

 TIP: Being a hunter is a bad idea if you have a giant bulb protruding from your back.

SPRITE RATING: 6



TCG Art:
Our little boy started up a chubby little freak.

But like his sprites, he knew he had to get in shape.
(Cue montage music)

It's the, EYE OF THE- oh sorry.
Pretty Cool, but I'm gonna have to subtract points for some of Bulby's more... lets just call them WTF pics...

 Uhhh... Watcha doin' there?

HALLELUYAH!!!
(Either that or he's about to puke)
TCG RATING:1

ORIGIN:

This pretty fella', the Dicynodont (pronounced whatever way you feel like pronouncing it) is a mammal like reptile, much like bulbasaur.
I would go into details, but it's Sunday, and I don't feeling like learning anything.
Read About it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicynodont
Gotta love wikipedia!
As for the hunk on its back, lets just call it an onion.
ORIGIN RATING: 6

There you have it! Some other facts about bulbasaur:
-In the Gen. 5 Sprite, bulbasaur is actually seen throwing his bulb OFF OF ITS BACK

                                          WHAT? YOU JUST CARRY THAT THING AROUND!?!

-Bulbasaur is the mascot of Bulbapedia, the site that I also happened to get the sprites from.
I would like to acknowledge Serebii.net as well.

OVERALL RATING: 4
A bit harsh?
How bout' we add points for adorableness
REAL OVERALL RATING: 6
Agree? Disagree? Wanna add your two cents?
COMMENT

Goodbulb for now!

Here Goes Nothing!

What am I planning to do with PT?
Good Question!

 I have no idea.
I'm am but a simple lover of Pokemon, nothing more.
What I'm thinking is rating Pokemon.

I'm to lazy, however, to delve into all that EV, IV, and competitive battling stuff.
So I plan on blogging about factors like:
-Sprites

-Sugimori art
-TCG art

-Origin of species

-Name

-And finally, just overall awsomeness




So please, COMMENT